Can you say "fake"?

What is with people who pretend to be happy all the time?

One of the reasons why I left the salesman door-knocking job for AAPT was because I always had to be enthusiastic and smiling. Sounds easy? Think again. You meet dozens of morons along the day not to mention inept co-workers with the IQ of a doughnut. How can you feel enthusiastic all the time?

If you're not feeling happy, don't be pretending about it then later be a bitch about it. Just be real. Express emotion as you feel it. That way I don't have to deal with your years of guilt and hidden depression later. Kill two birds with one stone.

I hate you.