Do you ever listen?

Do people ever listen to the ridiculous shit they say?

Once in a while is excusable but every sentence only opens the door for others to make fun of you.

This question never ceases to amaze me. I am walking between classes at university (keyword: university) and am approached with, "Hey what are you doing here?". What? I hope you get cancer.

"You should love me the way I am."

Yes, but I am still allowed to verbally abuse you.